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Title: [2.5-6] Operation: S.U.P.P.O.R.T. / Operation: T.A.P.I.O.C.A. Post by: Numbuh 333 on March 06, 2011, 06:55:21 am Operation: S.U.P.P.O.R.T. Cree: (to Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2) Hey troops, how's the "guarding" going? Numbuh 1: Listen, you. We know all about your training. Cree: What are you talkin' about? Numbuh 1: Oh, come off it! We know you're wearing a bra and we're gonna put a stop to it if it's the last thing we do! Cree: Ugh, stupid dad! With the big mouth, and the embarrassing, and pointing it out to the neighbors! Numbuh 1: Don't just stand there, Numbuh 2. Take one out! Numbuh 2: What? I'm not gonna touch them, you do it. Numbuh 1: As first in command, I order you to pick up that bra! Cree: I've got some warm soup for you, Abigail. With the chicken and the carrots... (heard Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2 in her room) Numbuh 1: So... Do you feel anything? Numbuh 2: Yeah... (bra wrapped around him) Stupid. Numbuh 1: (wearing the bra perfectly) I-I don't know... I feel kind of powerful. (Cree discovered Numbuhs 1 and 2 wearing her bra) Numbuh 1: Battle Ready Armor, on! (nothing happens) Uhh, Battle Ready Armor, go! (still nothing happens) Battle Ready -- Cree: (grabbed him and smashed him to the wall) Take it off now! I'm not playin' with you fools! Numbuh 1: B-Battle Ready Armor... Activate! (Cree grabbed him again) Numbuh 2...! (throws him away) Battle Ready Armor... HELP! Numbuh 5: What's up with all the rackin'? Cree: I caught your two little weirdo friends tryin' on my bras! Numbuh 5: (gave an unsatisfied look to Numbuhs 1 and 2) What are you two doin' wearing my sister's bras?! Numbuh 1: B-But Numbuh 5, you don't understand! Bra stands for Battle Ready Armor. It's a weapon! Numbuh 5: Are you crazy?! A bra is for... Uhh, well... Girls use it with a strap and uhh... Look, just go back to the treehouse and let me get some sleep! Operation: T.A.P.I.O.C.A. Submit your quotes now! ;) |