Operation: C.A.B.L.E.-T.V.(The Kids Next Door play as characters on a TV show. They have uniforms with capes, and they follow a script that does not show who they really are.)Numbuh 1: (cheerfully) I'm Numbuh 1!
(hesitant) Let's go have some fun?
Numbuh 2: (cheerfully) I'm Numbuh 2!
(hesitant) We've got some cool stuff to do?
Numbuh 3: (enthusiastically) I'm Numbuh 3! Will you play with me?
Numbuh 4: (angrily) I'm Numbuh 4...and I can't take this anymore!
Numbuh 1: (picks up the cigar) An age-changing device. Who would use such a thing?
(Numbuh 1 throws the cigar out of the window and the DCFDTL picks it up and laugh wickedly)
Mr. B: Did you say baby? I AM NOT A BABY! I have a morgen, I pay taxes, and have three ex-wives! Do babies have homes that you're... I think NOT! Do babies...
Numbuh 5: (baby talks) Ohh... What's the matter baby? Are you getting quanky-anky?
Mr. B: Now wait just a... You can't talk that way to me!
Numbuh 4: Ooh... Did the baby wet his nappy-wappy again?
Mr. B: Nobody calls me a baby... Nobody, you hear?!
Numbuh 3: Oooh! Isn't that a cuute baby? Coochie coochie...
Numbuh 4: Oh, I think the baby is cryin'!
Mr. B: I-I am not... I just got somethin' in my eye...
Numbuh 1: Oooh... BAABBYY!
Mr. B: I AM NOT A... BABY!!
Numbuh 1: You are now.
(Mr. B gets targeted by the baby-changing ray)
Mr. B: (to Numbuh 3) Hey girl kid! Don't just stand there, read your lines!
Numbuh 3: (proceeds to read the script; straightforward) 'Oh no, it's Homeworko. The robot who doesn't want kids to do their homework. And he's about to knock me out with one of his terrifying claws.'
(comments) Well that's not very nice!
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