[2.13-14]Operation: G.H.O.S.T. / Operation: F.U.G.I.T.I.V.E.

[Numbuh 333]

Operation: G.H.O.S.T.

Numbuh 4: (in singsong voice) You stupid hamsters ain't got my soda, cause you're stupid and I'm so co-ol! (blows raspberry at them)


Operation: F.U.G.I.T.I.V.E.

(Numbuh 86 picks Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 5 to go with her on the mission. However, she told Numbuh 1,2, and 4 to "guard a dandelion.")

Numbuh 2: Why do we have to keep listening to what she says, anyway?

Numbuh 1: She's head of decommissioning. She outranks us.

Numbuh 2: So what? We're just as good as she is.

(Numbuh 1 pauses.)

Numbuh 1: You know what? You're right! Come on!

(Numbuhs 1,2, and 4 go to the castle to do the mission also. Number 4 looks back at the dandelion for a little while.)


(Numbuh 86 was accidentally covered with toenails. She treated Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 5 well, but undermined Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, and Numbuh 4. Numbuh 86 was outraged that the boys were able to catch the fugitive.)

Numbuh 1: (cheerfully) Ha! One fugitive, all wrapped up to go!

Numbuh 86: (angrily) That's impossible! You idiots caught Numbuh 206?

Numbuh 4: And we kept the dandelion safe too!

Numbuh 86: Shut up! There's no way I'm letting you buffoons take credit for my work!

Numbuh 1: What are you talking about? We caught him fair and square!

Numbuh 86: Humph! If it wasn't for me you'd still be at the beach figuring out how to get sand out of your shorts! So long, you dumb boys. And good riddance!

Numbuh 5: Hold it, little miss toenail. We all caught that guy. Boys and girls.


Numbuh 86: (to Sector V's boys) Of all the STUPID things in this STUPID world of STUPID people acting STUPID, you boys are the STUPIDLIEST! It's like you're trying to win a STUPID contest with you too STUPID to take a STUPIDITY test!

(The DCFDTL just got out of the bathroom)

Numbuh 86: Don't move!

DCFDTL: What is the meaning of this?

Numbuh 86: Put your hands where I can see 'em!

DCFDTL: (talks randomly)

Numbuh 86: I'm not gonna ask you again!

DCFDTL: But... We...

Numbuh 86: NOW!

DCFDTL: Uuuhh... (shows a jar)

Numbuh 86: W-W-What is that?

DCFDTL: Here... Um... Our toenails.

Numbuh 86: T-T-TOENAILS?!

DCFDTL: We've been saving them.

Numbuh 86: You... What?! That's so... Disgusting!

DCFDTL: It's not! It's like... A hobby.


(When Numbuh 5 and Numbuh 3 came)

DCFDTL: Don't just stand there! Help us pick up our toenail collection!